Unleash your inner pastry assassin with an apron that says what we're all thinking: baking is just socially acceptable stress relief!
With the bold phrase, "Because Murder is Wrong" emblazoned across the front, this apron is perfect for channeling your homicidal urges into kneading dough or beating batter.
Made from flour-proof, splash-resistant fabric (because messes happen), it’s got pockets deep enough to hide your whisk… or your alibi. Stay clean, stay out of jail, and bake like a boss! Cookies, not crimes, people.
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